We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a caller’s suggestion about TikTok, and then launch into a pretty in-depth conversation about death and the afterlife (would we rather there be no afterlife at all if the alternative is an actual judgment? What about becoming ghosts of ourselves, can we just do that?). We break down a recent tweet about President-elect Biden’s cabinet and what it signifies for the next four years, and then share our biebers involving political labels and wigs. … [Read more...]

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we get a call from an IT guy who claims he can help Jason with his tech problems, but Jason isn’t buying it. We hear from another caller who gives us some pushback about TikTok, and then we address some topics suggested by our patrons, such as sex & singleness, what we expect from the Biden administration, and so on. Biebers involve volume levels and Boomer technophobia. … [Read more...]

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voice mail mocking Jason’s diction, and then another one challenging his opinions about The West Wing. We hear from a female listener explaining double-standards in the workplace, and then answer another listener’s questions about raising kids with a partner with whom we disagree spiritually. We discuss the issue of accents, and then answer a patron’s questions about how we feel about being such failures. Biebers involve TikTok and pizza. … [Read more...]

We begin this episode of DXP in a sour mood, and it shows. We lament our tech problems and vent a bit about how mean old-timey dads are on TV, after which we address a caller’s question about intersex people. We shit all over The Mandalorian and consider how we’d feel if we found out a meteor will soon destroy all life on earth. We discuss a patron’s story involving erectile dysfunction and in so doing we try to help people understand why wieners sometimes just don’t work. Biebers involve pickpockets and Kleenex. … [Read more...]

In this episode of DXP we break down the recent election and offer some analysis, although the cynical and more negative one of us promised to try real hard not to rain on everyone’s parade. We also turn our attention to the great state of Ohio, and explain why it mostly sucks (and no, this has nothing to do with electoral politics). In the second half we delve into the various conspiracy theories coming from the unhinged right, after which we share biebers involving streaming platforms and Zoom calls. … [Read more...]

In this episode of DXP we break down the recent election and offer some analysis, although the cynical and more negative one of us promised to try real hard not to rain on everyone’s parade. We also turn our attention to the great state of Ohio, and explain why it mostly sucks (and no, this has nothing to do with electoral politics). In the second half we delve into the various conspiracy theories coming from the unhinged right, after which we share biebers involving streaming platforms and Zoom calls. … [Read more...]

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we get an update from Jason on the Mystery of the Drug Dealer’s Cell Phone. We talk a bit about LegacyBox, and then Christian gives an update on the latest way he decided he wants to die. We take a voicemail from a good ole boy about the “China Virus,” and then we discuss the issue of a living wage (what is it, how should it be determined, etc.). Biebers involve time changes and eating salad. … [Read more...]

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we break down the second (and final) presidential debate, and then discuss the new Spike Lee film, Da 5 Bloods which, you may be surprised to learn, is not about street gangs in L.A. We discuss the rise of right-wing militias and how stupid they are (the militias themselves are stupid, yes, but the people in them are also quite dumb). Lastly, we mock Rudy Giuliani for being the most gullible mayor of a major city ever to marry his own cousin. … [Read more...]

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voicemail reminding us of what a heartthrob Johnny Depp used to be, and then we reap some financial benefits from one of us having a stroke. We hear from a caller asking about the church’s moral authority (or lack thereof), and then respond to another listener about how to run a successful commune. We discuss politics briefly, and then share our biebers involving male pattern baldness and the dentist. … [Read more...]

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by discussing the issue of aging, and trying to figure out if we will start to notice getting older and older. Since it’s an election season we talk politics a bit, going over Trump’s recent COVID diagnosis, the debates, and whether packing the court is a good idea (as well as whether Biden would ever do it). Biebers involve antiquated language and Hollywood’s take on female characters. … [Read more...]