Podcast #123: Thank God We Are White, Straight Males

5 November 13, 2016 by

123This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from a listener who realizes he probably singlehandedly got Trump elected and then segues into a clarification from one of our Asian listeners about how guys can be bald but still super hot. We take a voicemail from perhaps the gayest dude EVER, and then revisit how deal-breakingly off-the-table male birth control should be since it potentially affects our mood and may cause acne and slight discomfort. Before our break we take an uncharacteristic position on the Electoral College issue. We then hear from Dick Bush, who causes us to address the issue of president Trump and what the next four years could potentially bring. Christian’s Feeding Friendsy brings up how violent and intolerant the Left supposedly is, and Jason is biebered by the water-habits of people on the small and silver screens.

Also, just breathe. It’s gonna be OK. Probably….

5 Comments (click here to leave a comment)

  1. 1. You guys both nailed it on the crying wolf segment. No one gives a shit if a leftist calls you racist, sexist, xenophobic, ass hole anymore. Its a blunt arrow, and this is all for the good.

    2. Trump isn’t king. There is nothing to be afraid of. Paul Ryan will be making all of the most important changes.

    3. His followers are the ones you have to worry about….. you know, the ones rioting in the streets for social justice every few months….. oh…. wait…. nvm.

    4. I think the Trump “movement”/revolution is mythical. That’s the most annoying part of the news coverage so far. He got 1 million fewer votes than loser Romney. The story here is that Hillary and the status quote failed miserably. And Comey helped that to a great degree.

    5. It’s interesting to me that status quo=bad and revolution=good but democrats still think Obama was a great president. How does that make sense? If four more years of Obama would have been amazing…. why is the status quo so undesirable?

    6. Has anyone else noticed that the left has no bench? Who the hell even runs in 2020?

    7. Canada and Mexico have both come to the table and said they ar willing to renegotiate nafta with Trump without even waiting for a summit….. this makes me wonder if trumps entir campaign was the opening of a negotiation with the world. Like hey fuckers, just so you know, I’m willing to torture, trade war, kill your families, pull out of NATO, whatever. Look how they all come running. Also kind of a brilliant move domestically. Expectations are so nightmarish from democrats that now run of the mill republican policies will be embraced with open arms. IS HE ACTUALLY a genius?!? …….

    …..

    Nah. No way.

  2. Is this a job application to get on the podcast? Dude, you can make your own podcast very easily. Then you can become a carpool driver and make force people to listen to your thoughts daily.

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