Podcast #133: Films and Friendship

1 January 22, 2017 by

133In an episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors that is filled with rabbit trails and red herrings, we begin by being read the riot act by some nature lover with an obvious canyon fetish, and then we are gently told by another caller that we may need to up our game or risk starvation and poverty. We take another voicemail urging us to do more movie reviews, which prompts us to divulge another one of our future plans that probably won’t come to fruition (Hashtag, DXPCruise). We follow up a bit on the topic of minimalism, and then take a tear-jerker of a call about how unique our friendship apparently is. We discuss a recent study that suggests that Trump voters are in fact as horrible as we suspected they were, after which we launch into our Feeding Friendsy segment which is both about, and elicits, eyerolls. Jason is biebered by standing in line, while Christian’s bieber has to do with proper chair protocol.

Also, I swallowed a bug.

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  1. • “Now each of us will need to drink half a cap of mouthwash just to combat the shakes.”
    • I just purged 5 bags worth of stuff from my bedroom. Feels pretty damn awesome. Can’t wait to get started on the rest of the rooms.
    • You don’t like The Princess Bride? Okay, you can go straight to hell. Which doesn’t exist…. But still…
    • A Fish Called Wanda. Not technically a Python movie, but I think it’s funnier than The Holy Grail.
    • Star Wars, Dr. Strangelove, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Trek II, Hot Fuzz, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Die Hard (sequels are NOT included)… okay, it’s only a top 8 thus far. I guess I can be pretentious and add in Casablanca for nine.
    • Given Trump’s history, I really hope your friend got the money up front, or he’s not getting paid.
    • “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
    • Just close your eyes and imagine Rachel McAdams giving you the massage.
    • Right now when I go on Facebook, my mantra is “Just keep scrolling. Just keep scrolling. Don’t start typing. Just keep scrolling.”
    • Oh, God, no… you must not have engaged Libertarians before. Libertarians are just as fucking bad as anyone else at politics.
    • JUST SHOW SOME GODDAMNED COMMON COURTESY, YOU CHILD BARBARIANS!!!! Not that I’ve ever been tempted to scream that out loud…

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